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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor that ends by killing the victim's sympathies
Henry Brooks Adams
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor that ends by killing the victim's sympathies
Henry Brooks Adams
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor that ends by killing the victim's sympathies
Henry Brooks Adams
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor that ends by killing the victim's sympathies
Henry Brooks Adams
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Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. Its science. -Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. Its science. -Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
Jimmy Fallon
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Unknown
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The left side of my brain is telling me I want to sleep with every woman in the world and the other side of my brain is telling me I met this great girl and if I let that go I'm going to regret it.
Scott Caan
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We know that if memory is destroyed in one part of the brain, it can be sometimes re-created on a different part of the brain. And once we can unravel that amino chain of chemicals that is responsible for memory, I see no reason why we can't unlock it and, essentially, wipe out what's there.
J Michael Straczynski
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There is a lovable quality about the actual tools. One feels so kindly to the thing that enables the hand to obey the brain. Moreover, one feels a good deal of respect for it; without it the brain and the hand would be helpless.
Gertrude Jekyll
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Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.
Samuel Butler
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
Dave Barry
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
Dave Barry
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I just want to be able to play as fast as my brain goes, and my brain doesn't go all that fast.
Brian May
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Azgraybebly Josland
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It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the brain is that it's almost like scrambled eggs or soft tofu, almost like a gel. The brain controls so much of what we do, but you could put your finger right through it.
Ellen Pompeo
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There would always be an endless fight between the heart and the brain. You cannot live with only one of them so you have to use both for your judgements. The smart people are the ones who can balance and know when would they let the heart or the brain take control over the other.
Mary Sadek
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