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Funny Captions About Hand On Face Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Bjork
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by government determined to suppress political opposition under the guise of sedition.
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It's funny how you spread rumors all about me when all you know about me is my name, say this shit to my face.
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I have seen him set fire to his wigwam and smooth over the graves of his fathers... clap his hand in silence over his mouth, and take the last look over his fair hunting ground, and turn his face in sadness to the setting sun.
George Catlin
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3 Jobs that changed the world: Hand, Blow and Steve.
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
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I want that amazing Christmas kiss. You know, the one where you're under the mistletoe, not even realizing it, and all the sudden he comes up and cups your face in his hand and kisses you, and his kiss leaves you completely breathless? Yeah, that one.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
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Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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Ask me about what its like to have more money than you.
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You hold the weight of the world, I bet your knees break. Put my d..k in a bi... hand, keepsake. You can't keep that, fu.. off my case. You can keep some residue if I bust on your face.
Mac Miller
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