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Funny Cat Tail Quotes & Sayings
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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
Lazarus Long
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
Gary Smith
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After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
Charlotte Gray
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Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.
Virginia Woolf
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers
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In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
Michel De Montaigne
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A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
William S Burroughs
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A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Ernest Hemingway
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
Unknown
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may have killed the cat; more likely the cat was just unlucky, or else curious to see what death was like, having no cause to go on licking paws, or fathering litter on litter of kittens, predictably.
Alastair Reid
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Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.
Nick Park
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Unknown
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
Mike Royko
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We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have a sleepover one of these days.
Jenna Fischer
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the cat still had eight lives left.
Mark Woods
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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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