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Funny Cat Tail Quotes & Sayings
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
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Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.
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A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
Barbara Holland
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Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
Arnold Edinborough
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Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.
Eric Gurney
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I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show up at my house. I'm kind of a cat lady that way.
Gina Gershon
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I just want someone to love me as much as I love my cat.
Unknown
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Every girl is a crazy cat lady if they say they are not then it is your duty to insure them that they are indeed a crazy cat lady.
Unknown
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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life! -Alice
Alice In Wonderland
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I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
Cat Stevens
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I come with a bang like a pony tail.
Papoose
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'But I dont want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you cant help that,' said the Cat. 'Were all mad here. Im mad. Youre mad.' 'How do you know Im mad?' said Alice. 'You must be, said the Cat. 'or you wouldnt have come here.'
Lewis Carroll
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She's the first in her family born without tail.
Unknown
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To have news value is to have a tin can tied to one's tail.
T E Lawrence
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We've been working our tail off and lead by that example.
Edward G Rendell
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Sri Aurobindo
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