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Funny Child Support Quotes & Sayings
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The old G's that beat the game. Forever young, Peter Pan 35, still playin'. child support, still payin'.
J Cole
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We are learning more about the humanity of the unborn child. Science and truth support the prolife movement.
Candice S Miller
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Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.
Susan Faludi
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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
Unknown
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If you havent already join the 1Goal squad. Its a team of soccer players and fans united this world cup to support education for every child.
Tim Howard
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We do not support the man. We do not support the individual. We support the idea of independent revolution in the Western Hemisphere, free from American intervention.
Lee Harvey Oswald
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It is the way a father holds his child's hand that makes his child feel safe. It is the way a father looks at his child makes his child feel cared for. But most of all, it is the very presence of a father to a child that makes the child feel blessed. Happy Father's day.
Unknown
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Everyone has to pay their child support, and no matter if you're a Hollywood actor or anyone else, it's always a little bit more than you want to pay.
Ethan Hawke
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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There is love, compassion, support and childcare and everything else you could possibly want for a child in this home. It's not a house, it's a home.
Charlie Sheen
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I had to wait for a long time before I could support myself with writing. However, being a writer is what I have most wanted to be, from the time I was a child.
Margaret Mahy
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Compared to other parents, remarried parents seem more desirous of their child's approval, more alert to the child's emotional state, and more sensitive in their parent-child relations. Perhaps this is the result of heightened empathy for the child's suffering, perhaps it is a guilt reaction; in either case, it gives the child a potent weapon, the power to disrupt the new household and come between parent and the new spouse.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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I went into acting because I had to make a good living. I had a child now and I had to support him any way I could... I wasn't happy, but I wasn't unhappy. I was just doing what I had to do to survive.
David Soul
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The more expansive government is, the more perils people face in daily lives, be it from IRS agents or from child support services, or from other agencies that often have little or no legal restraints on their power.
James Bovard
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We have seen that, in another unfunded mandate, the so-called No Child Left Behind Act, which created tougher standards, and we all support that, but Congress did not provide the money to attract and hire the best teachers.
Bob Filner
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We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.
Dr Bernard Nathanson
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My inner child is not wounded.
Shannen Doherty
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A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.
Unknown
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If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child...
Unknown
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