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Funny Clocks Quotes & Sayings
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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
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Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.
James Cash Penney
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As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Henry David Thoreau
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I got these hataz like when he gon stop? maybe a minute after never start ya clocks
Lil Wayne
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O, for an engine, to keep back all clocks, or make the sun forget his motion!
Ben Jonson
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Im talkin bricks, no jump shots. I call it work, no punch clocks.
Wale
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Remember when there would be people wearing giant clocks as necklaces and everyone thought that was cool? I miss those days.
Unknown
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Our strategy is one of preventing war by making it self-evident to our enemies that they're going to get their clocks cleaned if they start one.
John W Vessey Jr
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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
Unknown
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Hope you all remembered to set your clocks forward although what does it matter since we will lose everything to time eventually.
Unknown
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
Dennis Miller
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Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time.
Unknown
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Bear witness I'm like shot clocks, interstate cops, and blood clots, my point is your flow gets stopped.
Talib Kweli
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison Keillor
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Sunrise, sunrise. Looks like mornin' in your eyes but the clocks held 9:15 for hours.
Norah Jones
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Life is one big question when your starin at the clock.
Brad Nowell
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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
John Archibald Wheeler
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Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never certain.
Thomas Otway
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At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
E E Cummings
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The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.
Tillie Olsen
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