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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I'm still figuring out why people would want to look at me. Maybe it's generic beauty, but it's weird to be valued for something I was born with.
Josie Maran
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There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
Dean Koontz
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It felt like a very, very weird thing to go on the set on September 13th. I would never want to glorify that.
Mia Kirshner
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Sure, 'Twilight' is really huge right now and everybody's freaking out over it, but it will go away soon and I will be back to doing what I'm used to doing: weird little movies that nobody sees.
Kristen Stewart
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Weird, but sometimes I feel more like my cartoon character than I do Lizzie because she's a little more edgy and snappy.
Hilary Duff
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus had relatives and how they had to hide in these paintings every connection that came or might have led back to Jesus, and its crazy to me that they do shit like that. Is it because Jesus really aint no white boy and hes black? The Old Testament describes him as a black man. The New Testament, the King James version, is some ol funny-style shit. Just for the record, King James was, from my understanding, a homos..ual. I dont knock that, I just dont live by that. I follow the Old Testament.
Busta Rhymes
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Social media is taking over everybody's life. To the point where actually meeting new people and talking to them seems weird.
Unknown
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It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.
Ron Livingston
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Amanda Bynes and I have become close since filming Hairsray. It's so weird because I grew up watching her.
Zac Efron
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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My actual intake of different substances was far below what people thought it was, no matter how weird or outrageous they think I am.
Peter Fonda
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's somethign that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
James Haven
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I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.
Joely Fisher
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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I'm trying to learn to smoke, which is rather weird when everyone is trying to stop. I'm not a smoker. But my character only smokes as an affectation.
Francesca Annis
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