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Funny Dating Siter Amregirls Wife Quotes & Sayings
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
Shaun Cassidy
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If your makeup isnt done, your hair is a mess and he still cant resist taking you into his arms, hes a keeper.
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Im improvisational when it comes to romance. Im not a gifted chef but I made lasagna a couple of nights ago and it was good! I like to go out for dinner or to the movies as well.
Zac Efron
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In a relationship; You becomes Us. I becomes We and They become Haters.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I prefer ordinary girls, you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way. When deep friendships exist, formalities and elaborate preparations are not necessary.
I Ching
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I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where the hell is Mr. Right?
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I don't have s.. with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When s.. is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.
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You know he's the one when you're more than a year into the relationship and you both can still talk to one another with as much excitement as if it was on your first date :)
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Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness...It's life.
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Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Nice guys finish last because they make sure they put their woman first which would be fine if women didn't always take advantage of it and mistake being a gentleman for weakness.
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