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Funny Day Of The Week Quotes & Sayings
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Good character is not formed in a week or a month. It is created little by little, day by day. Protracted and patient effort is needed to develop good character.
Heraclitus
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I have ballet class every other day for two hours. And for Six Feet Under, last week there was a sequence where I had to do a whole choreographed dance number, so I had four hours of dance practice every day.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Seann William Scott
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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J Peter
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.
Peter Ueberroth
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Another day another blessing. Another week another lesson. That's why I'm thankful. Thank you father.
Unknown
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I've got ten pairs of trainers. That's one for every day of the week.
Samantha Fox
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A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work.
John Lubbock
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Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before!
Unknown
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
Unknown
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Call of Duty: MW3 comes out midnight tonight. I wonder how many relationships are going to end this week.
Unknown
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I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week.
Eric Idle
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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Today is a new day to start over. Using the power of my words positively this week.
Unknown
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I like to work for four or five hours a day. I aim for seven days a week.
Patricia Highsmith
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People should try eating no animal products for just ONE DAY a week.
Casey Affleck
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
Unknown
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