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Funny Day Of The Week Quotes & Sayings
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Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, some only on the Lord's Day.
Martin Chemnitz
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I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a day.
Casper Van Dien
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
Anthony Burgess
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Right afterwards there was a whole, whole lot of press to do, so the week after, all day, every day, was press so I didn't really get a chance to celebrate.
Carrie Underwood
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Worship is something we do not just on Sunday morning, but every day of the week, in all we say and do. Sunday morning is the conclusion of a week of worship, when we gather as a community to celebrate the amazing grace of God in Christ.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Sorry rain is the only thing that got you wet this week..
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A Kissinger
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E Lewis
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Today starts Nurses Week. Thank us all, because there aren't many people who could do our jobs. Happy Nurses Week.
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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It's hump day! Lets help others get over this week's hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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On the set I never know what day of the week it is.
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I'm thankful that I only have to fake working for two days this week.
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You plan a two week hot bath.
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