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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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