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Funny Deaf Quotes & Sayings
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Hear only the things you should hear - be deaf to others.
Ford Frick
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I've always wanted to write a book relating my experiences growing up as a deaf child in Chicago. Contrary to what people might think, it wasn't all about hearing aids and speech classes or frustrations.
Marlee Matlin
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I'd rather be blind than to see your eyes. I'd rather be deaf than to hear your lies. I'd rather be broke than to sell my soul. I gave you my all but you'll never know.
Unknown
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Grissom comes from a place where we know he had a deaf mother, he was raised in a silent household, on some level, had a father who potentially was not around and he learned what he knew by himself in the back yard, with bugs and animals. He's not comfortable being a supervisor and that's his problem.
William Petersen
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
Walter Lippmann
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It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf
Walter Lippmann
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One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes, but do not pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.
Unknown
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Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watched and listened to with extra interest, input ceases, and the performer goes blind and deaf in his over animation. One can either see or be seen.
John Updike
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Don't worry. God is never blind to your tears, never deaf to your prayers and never silent to your pain. He sees, He hears and He's never too far.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I have always thought it would be a blessing if each person could be blind and deaf for a few days during his early adult life. Darkness would make him appreciate sight; silence would teach him the joys of sound.
Helen Keller
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The blind only wish to see, the deaf only wish to hear and the mute only wish to speak. Things that seem of just little value to us, can be ALL that someone else wants...appreciate even the little things in life...many are less fortunate.
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Kindness is a Language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
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God whisper to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains, it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf World.
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We have neither the pretension to solve all the problems of these deaf children nor the intention to sit down and feel sorry for these poor children, knowing that we could have made a difference in their lives.
Jean-Claude Adzalla
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