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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Dear God, Please send to me the spirit of Your peace. Then send, dear Lord, the spirit of peace from me to all the world. Amen.
Marianne Williamson
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Wear a smile and a Santa hat when you walk through the mall.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun!
Hayden Christensen
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi
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No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.
George Eads
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Parents should stop telling their kids about santa clause because it keeps them from knowing the true meaning of christmas.
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