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Funny Double Minded Quotes & Sayings
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God knows people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp following eunuchs of literature. They won't even whor... They're all virtuous and sterile. And how well meaning and high minded. But they're all camp followers.
Ernest Hemingway
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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[On a double win for black actors:]It means that Hollywood is continuing to make history. We're evolving with the rest of the world.
Morgan Freeman
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Men are fast to call lady's whor.. but must faster to put their manhood in one.
Hussein Nishah
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Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required no more effort than a game of pinochle.
Ben Hecht
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Dun got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law so it's nobody to run to. Yeah it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun, I dun now call him 'Leatherface'.
Krayzie Bone
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I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.
Jane Austen
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These are my friends, my family. It would be hell on earth to spend the rest of my life leading them into situations where some of them are going to get killed... but it would be worse watching someone well-meaning but incompetent or untrained double those deaths.
Mercedes Lackey
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Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band for at least 3 months. If it took him that long to be comfortable we probably would need double the amount, but It's just not financially possible to do so.
Dweezil Zappa
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I'm out my mind, yeah a ni... seein' double ya'll. Tell me what's the chance of jeezy fu..in' both of ya'll. She sad as long as we can do it with ya ice on. If that's the case we might as well leave the lights on.
Young Jeezy
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The larger point is this: We've invested over half a billion dollars in New York since this department was stood up. We've given New York more money, by more than double, than any other city in the country.
Michael Chertoff
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No wonder why I feel awkward at this fashion week shit. No wonder why I keep fu..ing up the double cheek kiss. Along for that ignorant Young Money, Miami beach shit.
Drake
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That's double-edged: it's amazing that they're bringing me in and showing people new ideas, and at the same time it's a little hard because seventy percent of the time or even higher I'm not going to get those roles.
Rachel True
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Quarter mil in that Louis bag, shorty wanna do me bad. Get a bi... her do, he pull up in sixes boo. Double up on that hefty bag, I'm the best d..k she had.
Max B
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I glisten and shine with miss's fine model chick, Big behind, bad enough to skip the line. But to me she just a nine. I hop up out that double o you can call me Mr Bond.
Big Sean
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Hello, Rabbit! I'm Tigger. T-I double guh.
Tigger
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance and walk and spit and live and die and give birth and think and stop and go and read and go comatose.
Lori Ann Felker
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