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Funny Drinking Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the g...., love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation
Lord Byron
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
Unknown
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
Unknown
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Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.
Sherwood Boehlert
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I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was g.... juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.
Thomas Haden Church
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill
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I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the issue of underage drinking and alcohol abuse for a long time. I've been outspoken about it.
Pete Coors
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Unknown
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
Unknown
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Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.
Nishan Panwar
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Unknown
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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