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Funny Drinking Beerhole Quotes & Sayings
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
Unknown
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.
Byron Dorgan
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I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty.
Dan Hicks
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I am awake, I might as well be drinking
Dan Thompson
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I am awake, I might as well be drinking
Dan Thompson
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to walk.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
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When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...
Unknown
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A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Steve Fergosi
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Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
Unknown
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.
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Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.
Jim Jefferies
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It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
Unknown
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