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Funny Drinking Beerhole Quotes & Sayings
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking was making him... you know, he wasn't even present, really.
Jack Osbourne
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take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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But the greatest lovethe love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Unknown
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age.
William Cobbett
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Faculty met, and after the usual business, some conversation was had about certain students being addicted to drinking, and it was reported that a citizen of the village had informed a member of the Faculty that there was a good deal of drinking this term among the students.
Daniel H Hill
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Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.
Bryan Cranston
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