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Funny Drunk Best Friended Up Quotes & Sayings
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I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want to jump on your desk and rip pages out of your text book.
Mouth McFadden
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I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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I hope everyone watches me kick butt and do kick-ass stunts and play something besides a drunk diva or be a soap star.
Leven Rambin
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It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk...why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.
Zac Efron
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I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
Richard Widmark
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.
Harold Brodkey
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And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.
Bible
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I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.
Zac Efron
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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