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Funny Drunk Best Friended Up Quotes & Sayings
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi.
Run DMC
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I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison
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And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
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I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
G K Chesterton
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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