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Funny Eating Weed Quotes & Sayings
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
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Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters: they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all.
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I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and focused with my mind strong. For those who still get it on, smoke one in my memory as your favorite lonely stoner.
Kid Cudi
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I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash.
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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A mi seh no bush weed, no bush weed noo. Wizzla a light fi bun fi mi draw. Mi know you cya see inna mi face a head show. A di high grade stick it as we burn it slow.
Tarrus Riley
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Smoking weed makes you a better, more caring person.
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Life is boring without weed.
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I feel good now. I've gained all my weight back after getting stoned for three weeks and not eating and not sleeping much. I've been coming by my mom's and eating food.
Marc Wallice
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.
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As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.
Mario Batali
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Smoking weed doesn't make you a hippie. Being a hippie is a mentality; a lifestyle of pure inner peace and tranquility. Having a free soul.
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Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having s.. with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.
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Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale.
Elsa Schiaparelli
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Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.
James Franco
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold
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