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Today wasn't any different than any other day, I woke up and I thought of you.
Unknown
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It's so boring when you're not here. It makes it dull in the atmosphere. I hate when you're not by my side. Oh I feel so left behind.
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Hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.
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I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
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There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
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Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.
Will Ferrell
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.
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I am a mother and wife outside of my acting. So a day as Stacey dash is the same as the next wife/mother. I spend time with my son and daughter as well as my husband. I just enjoy spending time with them. I mean ,we grocery shop,I take my daughter to dance class, I do what every devoted mother/wife does
Stacey Dash
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.
Kenneth Koch
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.
Leonard Nimoy
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My conversations with my wife tend to revolve around who's picking up the kids. Although for years I was aware of some sort of lineage thing. But now whenever I hear 'Freud' its always about my wife, and not some guy with a grey beard and glasses.
David Morrissey
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Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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If there was one thing I can have right now, it's to have you in my arms and to tell you how much I miss you.
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If I could I'd fly over to wherever you are just to keep you safe at night.
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No matter how far apart we are we will always be under the same sky.
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When I leave I'm going to leave my heart behind with you hoping you're still holding it when I get back.
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