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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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