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Funny Facebook Status About Being Real Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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