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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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We mothers tend to give away a lot, We take care of a lot of people, and we cant forget to take care of ourselves. If that means once a week youre going to go off without the kidsand just go shoe shopping, well, thats me, because I love sho.. or get a facial even if your sister thinks thats selfish, or join a Zumba class, or take a painting class, or whatever, youve just got to do it. Its just two hours a week, for heavens sake. Im not different from any other mom who feels the need to go out there and work to provide the best for their kids. I ask myself, What would make me the best me to my kids? And thats being a happy, healthy individual who has a sense of fulfillment and can give them everything they need.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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Dear girls, I know some of you guys compare yourselves to other girls, wishing you were photogenic like them, wishing you could look pretty without trying like them, wishing you had facial features like them, wishing you had physical features like them, & then you look in the mirror & say 'Why do I look like this & not like that.' Well, let me tell you this. Don't try to be like them, be like yourself. I can promise you, there is a guy out there right now who thinks you are beautiful exactly the way you are, & thinks you're prettier than the girls you compare yourselves to. Don't change a damn thing about yourself. You're perfect. Sincerely, a guy.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Have you ever been so in love with someone, that you fall in love with the little things about them? The way they look when they are thinking, or focusing on something. The way their face lights up when they talk about something they absolutely love. The way they talk to other people, their facial expressions and their hand gestures. And just the looks they give you. The way they smile and laugh with you. The look in their eyes before they lean in to kiss you. When they run their hands down your arms and lock their fingers with yours. And oh, the goosebumps and butterflies they gave you. When they pull you into a hug and you feel all their muscles relax and yours do too, because in that moment, everything is utterly perfect and you feel so safe. And when you catch yourself looking at them, wondering what they are thinking. You are not only in love with their and personality, you're in love with their soul, every fiber of their being. And just the way they exist amazes you. It fascinates you, and you want to know every little thing about them...now tell me how is someone suppose to get over that?
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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