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Funny Fast Car Quotes & Sayings
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
Unknown
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
Sam Snead
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When I was young, I was too slow. I thought I must learn to run fast by practicing to run fast, so I ran 100 meters fast 20 times. Then I came back, slow, slow, slow.
Emil Zatopek
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
Modest Mouse
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
Paul M Glaser
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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.
Danica Patrick
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Sorry I ruined the impromptu sing-along by not knowing 80% of the words to the fast part of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It.'
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
Henry Youngman
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Adam Carolla
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesn't take a million years of screen time.
Gary Cole
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We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.
Larry Dixon
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
Stephen Wright
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I cannot work fast enough. I cannot cope fast enough, really. And just releasing a film is hard.
Werner Herzog
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I thought that automobiles were going to have mufflers and go fast and airplanes were going to fly fast.
Jack Vance
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When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!
Paul McCartney
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We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
Jimmy Fallon
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