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Funny Fastings For A One Year Old Baby Quotes & Sayings
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I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?
Dustin Hoffman
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My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic.
Jane Horrocks
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Wishing you all a blessed Christmas and a prosperous New year. May God bless you more good health, Happiness and harmony among your household throughout the year to come. Happy Christmas to all.
Bel Claveria Carig Martinez
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I wish watching the awkwardly graphic s.. scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a s.. life this year.
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You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.
Mitchell Perry
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
PJ O'Rourke
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11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11: 'I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi this morning.'
Unknown
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When the baby dies, On every side Rose stranger's voices, hard and harsh and loud. The baby was not wrapped in any shroud. The mother made no sound. Her head was bowed That men's eyes might not see Her misery.
Helen Hunt Jackson
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When we had s.. I was in a Mercedes and I ain't crazy, but if that's my baby. Then we gonna have to name the little baby Mercedes.
2 Chainz
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I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names I can't mention. His mother died and during the funeral, this baby came out of her in the coffin.
Tobe Hooper
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
Azgraybebly Josland
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge
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Each year's regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the New Year.
John R Dallas
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It's time for champagne, cake and balloons. It's time to celebrate the new year. Happy New Year.
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fu..er but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary, You gon' be screamin' Daddy take some of that d..k up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain't choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin', When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I'm trippin', And I'm hood bi... & this just nothin' but good livin', Your baby owes me & I ain't even pi.pin'.
Z-Ro
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
Unknown
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Happy New year to all! Wishing you all the best for 2016. May you always be showered with the warmth of God's love and blessings!
Innah Delos Angeles
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