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Funny Father And Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Father's Day to the SINGLE DADS that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
Sonya Parker
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not smart enough to think I have a resolution, I'll never be a man with mediocre constitution. My father told me that blood and power intoxicate, And that tyranny is a product of his father's hate.
Jedi Mind Tricks
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When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my father's guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs.
Tony Visconti
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At 6:30, which was when the national news began, my father raised the volume and adjusted the antennas. Usually I occupied myself with a book, but that night my father insisted that I pay attention.
Jhumpa Lahiri
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My father was champion of North Africa and he beat the European champ. He was very good, a professional for 12 years. We're from a big family of boxers. My father has seven brothers.
Olivier Martinez
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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My father told me the only thing you can trust in this world is yourself, so I didn't trust!
Davis Ratemo
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All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father in the first place.
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My father thought sport was something fun - he didn't know it was a way to make money. Then I won a Mercedes at the world championships and I gave it to him. From the moment it arrived my father said: 'Good, you can support not just yourself but me too'.
Haile Gebrselassie
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My father was the son of immigrants, and he grew up bilingual, but English is what my father taught me and what he spoke to me. America's strength is not our diversity; it is our ability to unite around common principles even when we come from different backgrounds.
Ernest Istook
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I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me.
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My father was the orphaned son of immigrants to the United States from Ireland. My father never knew his parents. His mother died - we're not sure - either at or shortly after his birth, and he and all of his siblings were placed in orphanages in the Boston area.
George J Mitchell
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I think that it's important if you run for President that you have to make those important decisions. And your father, if he can help, probably, he helps just by being your father without getting intimately involved.
Birch Bayh
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold
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Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice.
Charles F Kettering
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Grace be with you, mercy, and peace, from God the Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of the Father, in truth and love.
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When we believe that God is Father, we also believe that such a father's hand will never cause his child a needless tear. We may not understand life any better, but we will not resent life any longer.
William Barclay
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My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.'
Jim Fox
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
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