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Funny Father Dsy Quotrs Quotes & Sayings
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My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.
Stephen Greenblatt
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father...
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Becoming a father is easy; being a father is hard. But the most demanding job is the most rewarding. Happy Father's Day!
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Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make...The nice thing about my father is that he spent a lot of time with his children. We had a good time with my father.
James Gandolfini
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
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A FATHER should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love...
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Here is a little tip for all of you. Don't come out to your father in a moving vehicle.
Kate Clinton
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Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung.
Colin Farrell
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away
Laurence J Peter
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
Sigmund Freud
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I met Roy's father once... And I think that Roy's relationship with his father is still at the heart of what Roy does. But at the end of the day, he's trying to prove himself to a father he'll never really please.
Jim Lampley
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
Unknown
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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