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You want people to feel something when you tell a story, whether they feel happy or whether they feel sad.
Harry Dean Stanton
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Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into small irrepairable pieces if you allow it.
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I always think its funny when people feel they have to be delicate with me. On Superbad, people would say absolutely anything every single day. After that, nothing could faze me.
Emma Stone
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The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
Todd Solondz
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I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
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I always think its funny when people feel they have to be delicate with me. On Superbad, people would say absolutely anything every single day. After that, nothing could faze me.
Emma Stone
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and s..y, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in s.. is what I'm trying to say.
Kyra Sedgwick
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I decided about a year ago, and I just feel like I want to see more personal style in people, and I feel like if I'm going to be out there in the public eye, they should see who I am and how I dress, and I feel like it, also.
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I feel like it has gone very fast for me, but I feel like it wasn't instantaneous, at all. I was getting a lot of rejections. I just got very lucky and it happened quickly for me. I don't feel like I'm a prodigy or something.
Anthony Doerr
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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I feel magnificent, I feel glorious, I feel glorificent! You assclown!
Chris Jericho
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Ever feel like dying, ever feel alone, ever feel like crying, lost child in a store.
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I feel for Veronica Mars so much when I'm watching at home. It is a wonderful story. The writing is consistently funny, biting, charming, heart-wrenching, etc. I also like the look of it. The cinematography - different from any other show.
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I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.
Mindy Kaling
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
Miguel Jontel
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Sometimes there are no words to describe how we feel about some people. Thank God, He gave us the middle finger.
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Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.
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Life has this funny and annoying way of making you feel guilty for things you failed to do.
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