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Funny Football Poems Quotes & Sayings
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I feel I have a lot to learn from English football and I am completely open to good influences in my way of thinking football. But I also have things to give them.
Jose Mourinho
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
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You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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An atheist is a guy who watches a N�tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins
Dwight David Eisenhower
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An atheist is a guy who watches a N�tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins
Dwight David Eisenhower
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My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.
Rickey Henderson
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When it's football season, I'm all football.
Hayden Fry
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A professional football team warms up grimly and disparately, like an army on maneuvers: the ground troops here, the tanks there, the artillery and air force over there.
Ted Solotaroff
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Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners.
John Steinbeck
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We have demonstrated that we are the best, I'm also happy because everyone seems to enjoy our football, whether or not they are Barca fans. All over the world, I've heard people saying that they have been enchanted by us. This type of football deserves to be rewarded with titles.
Lionel Messi
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As concerning football, I protest unto you that it may rather be called a friendly kind of fight than a play or recreation - a bloody and murdering practise than a fellowly sport or pastime
Philip Stubbes
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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
Caroline Kennedy
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Football linemen are motivated by a more complicated, self- determining series of factors than the simple fear of humiliation in the public gaze, which is the emotion that galvanizes the backs and receivers
Merlin Olsen
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From my point of view what I have to do now is appreciate and enjoy what football gave me, but now do something else with the same energy and enthusiasm I gave to football without expecting the same results.
Graeme Le Saux
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I still love football, though, and I think cooking is like football. It's not a job, it's a passion. When you become good at it, it's a dream job and financially you need never to worry. Ever.
Gordon Ramsay
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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene J McCarthy
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When you look at where team sports are going, the National Football League is turning into organized warfare.
Oren Lyons Jr
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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene J McCarthy
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
Red Smith
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