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Funny For The Holidayse Holidaysse Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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Christmas is the time to celebrate the love of God. It is the time to share the blessings of God. This time is to spread cheer all around. Wishing you Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas.
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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How do you balance growing the business with raising a family? You just do. I had a business, a lot of orders, and a baby howling for supper. You balance it. You give your baby supper first and then get your orders in. I have worked on more holidays but what are you going to do?
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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