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Funny Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody s...
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram...
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In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.'
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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