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Funny George Washingtoneor Quotes & Sayings
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
Dennis Miller
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
George Burns
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W Bush
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
George F Will
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
George Bernard Shaw
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Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobal
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George SPatton
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Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
George Sand
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It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?
George Herbert
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
George Polya
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