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Funny Gym Check Inswith Friends Quotes & Sayings
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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I actually have never been to a gym. I haven't had time. I have been working for the last 25 years. I just don't have time to put on a little outfit and go to the gym and work out and clean up and come home.
Suzanne Somers
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Psychiatrists say one in four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're okay, you're it.
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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I don't like going to the gym, getting on a treadmill, and putting on my Discman. That's not my idea of a good time. I like hiking or going outside for a half hour. I like being healthy. But I don't like the gym.
Vince Vaughn
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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I grew up in a big Irish, Catholic family. My dad was a pretty rough guy. So one of my brothers left home when he was 15 and found his way to the gym. It gave me the opportunity to go and spend some time with him and work out in the gym.
Gerry Cooney
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I've found the best gym, Doug's Gym on Commerce. I think the guy who owns it has forgotten more about fitness than most people will ever learn. And it seems like he's had the same equipment since the Korean War. The first day I went there, I asked him if he had any cardio machines, and he threw me a jump rope.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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Check it out, forgot to say hello to my neighbors. Check it out, sometimes I question my own behavior.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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Country girls don't check out other guys. We check out other trucks.
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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Obviously, you check tht she's safe, she's clean, got all the fingers and toes, like that's going to help them through life. It'll help them walk, but you can't pull them out and check their IQ or anything.
Matthew Ashford
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The insurance industry communicates through codes and check-off boxes. If there's no check-off box for you, you don't exist.
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We played soccer a lot with our friends and at school. We weren't on an official team or anything, but we'd definitely be up for it in gym or in after-school pickup games where we live.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Check me out, check me out, I'm on some conceited shit. Pocket full dead presidents but I ain't grieving bi....
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When I travel abroad, because I'm Columbian, I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag and the one they pull to the side to check the visa.
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On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer
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