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Funny Gym Jokesm Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics, yoga, swimming, running but I kinda hate talking about it. We have a term in Australia, it makes you sound like a wanker.
Ryan Kwanten
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I started running 3 1/2 miles every morning after throat surgery to remove a cyst last year. The gym used to be my adversary. But that has all changed. Now, I look forward to it every morning.
Rachael Ray
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It's like going to the gym everyday. It really is. I work hard on my craft, I sweat a little bit, I run a little bit, I might sprain an ankle every now and them, but it's all good and the more you do it, the more in shape you are and it's like a machine.
Nia Long
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Travis actually did woo and court a girl over Myspace. That song though is more an observation of the site. I think sites like that might replace actually having to go ask a girl out in real life!
Gym Class Heroes
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We played soccer a lot with our friends and at school. We weren't on an official team or anything, but we'd definitely be up for it in gym or in after-school pickup games where we live.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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I eat as much as the next girl, but I work my butt of in the gym every morning! The key is moderation. I splurge on the weekend. A big bowl of pasta and a delicious slice of cake for dessert are my favorites.
Giuliana Rancic
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I get no kicks from going to the gym. It doesn't do it for me. Never has. Some people enjoy working out. But that's never done it for me. In the past, I'd breathe in heavily between takes. I sucked it in and did a take. That way it doesn't hurt the beer consumption at all.
Colin Farrell
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I feel like the music speaks for itself. Actually, we had less to prove than most bands coming out at the time because they were just watered down versions of other artists achieving success. We stood apart so much that we could just do whatever we want; and I still feel that way.
Gym Class Heroes
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I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Its a misconception that we only tour with rock bands but weve done our fair share with hip-hop acts. We opened for Run DMC a long time ago; it was our first paid show!
Gym Class Heroes
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Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fu..ing dumb. I have definitely said the wrong shit. But the thing is, Im an artful dodger, Im really good at playing it off, like Baby, cmon, you know I didnt say that.
Gym Class Heroes
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We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you kids. It's all about you kids.
Tony Danza
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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I don't like going to the gym because I don't like being with people I don't know in that intense environment.
Utada Hikaru
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As a band, were always going to be evolving and changing. I really couldnt tell you where the music is going to go from hereit all depends on where were at musically and as people the next time we go into the recording studio. But I would hope that it would change and progress. I never want to recreate the same album just packaged differently.
Gym Class Heroes
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The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.
Taylor Lautner
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