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Funny Happy Birthday For Moms Quotes & Sayings
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Dear, eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. DO YOUR JOB.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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On this wonderful occasion, I wish to give you an important advice. Eat right, exercise right. Stay fit and healthy, but always remember you will die anyway. Just kidding, I wish you a very Happy Birthday.
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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Without Facebook I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.
Unknown
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Im thankful for the regular things like my wonderful family and my health. But this year, Im so thankful for our troops coming home this December. I like to think of all the moms and dads who will be putting their arms around their hero sons and hero daughters and all the hero husbands and hero wives who will be in the arms of their spouses, and children holding on tight to their hero moms and hero dads, some for the first time.
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I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking!
The Rock
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Remember that Mother's Day is about making moms feel special and loved, and not just via material things.
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
Afroman
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.
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You deserve everybodys honor for being such an inspirational and full of wisdom personality. Happy 80th Bday!
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With each year I love you more and more.
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Sorry you're too old to stay out past 10:00 p.m. on your birthday.
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Best wishes for your birthday afterwards.
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