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Funny Happy Married Life Quotes & Sayings
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We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.
Thomas Mann
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Your life may not be full with reasons to be happy, but your life itself is the reason to be happy.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just going to work out. People are wrong. 50 years from now, I hope you got what you wanted Haley, but getting married to you was the worst mistake of my life. Here's a little advice, never get married. In the end, you'll only be miserable.
Nathan Scott
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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I just wanted to be married and to be happy ever after.
Moira Kelly
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing.
Charlize Theron
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I want just to be happy and peaceful. And that's not always the case when you're married.
Olivier Martinez
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This is how you know I am not at all ready to be married...I am just to happy being single and free to do whatever.
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The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but how happy others can be because of you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.
Earl Nightingale
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I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being happy, making happy beings because the way to being happy is to make others happy first.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.
Claudette Colbert
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If you keep living for "now" then you're only gonna be happy for "now". Live for your future so you can happy for the rest of your life.
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Love is not everything you want, but it's everything you need. It's not always happy endings, but it's happy in betweens.
Rachel Copeland
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