TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Hospital Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Hospital Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Funny Facebook Status
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Hospitals
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Funny
Facebook
Food
Prostitution
Kids
Silly
Life
Humor
Interesting
Church
Christianity
Show more
Clothes
Labor
Funny Fashion
Insult
Mean
Women
Disaster
Driving
Accidents
Facebook
Drama
Drama Queen
Girls
Facebook Status
Prizes
Books
Tomorrow
Short
Love
Sarcasm
Short
Jokes
Humor
Keeping It Real
Funny Facebook Status
Cell Phone
Body
Creative
Funny Facebook Status
QUOTES
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
1439 Likes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Ugliness quotes
Ugly quotes
Insults quotes
Humor quotes
Appearance quotes
Photo Captions quotes
Sponsored Links
Dr: Are you s..ually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whor...
Unknown
400 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Ever had s.. while camping? It's fu..ing in tents.
Unknown
410 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sex quotes
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".
Unknown
4457 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Complicated Relationship quotes
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Unknown
800 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Long quotes
Sponsored Links
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
Unknown
972 Likes
Success quotes
Life quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
Unknown
297 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
Unknown
234 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
Unknown
59 Likes
Funny Facebook Status Funny Yoga quotes
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
Unknown
133 Likes
Funny quotes
Cell Phone quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
Unknown
120 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
Unknown
921 Likes
Funny quotes
Baby quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Dumb quotes
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
Unknown
357 Likes
Witty quotes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Questioning quotes
Answers quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sarcasm quotes
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
Unknown
372 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Summertime quotes
Drinking quotes
Alcohol quotes
Funny Summer quotes
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
Unknown
660 Likes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Being Awesome quotes
Sponsored Links
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty sho...
Unknown
1758 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Dont Trust Nobody quotes
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
Unknown
1833 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Failed Relationships quotes
Smile quotes
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
Unknown
355 Likes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
Unknown
1254 Likes
Funny Good Morning quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
Unknown
561 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
1
...
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 29
Addiction
Backstabbing Friends
Boats
Busy Life
Celebrity
Christmas Humor
Drama Queen
Good Girl
Influential
Jobs
Life
Makeup
Night
Past
Physics
Sarcastic
Scientists
Television
Trash Talk
Wedding
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™