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Funny Hospital Status Quotes & Sayings
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I was on Vicodin, Valium and Ambien, and toward the end, which caused my overdose, methadone. I didnt know it was methadone. I used to get pills wherever I could. I was just taking anything that anybody was giving to me. The first time I went to rehab it was in Brighton, Michigan. The second time I didnt go to rehab. I just went to a regular hospital. I detoxed in the hospital, and then I came home.
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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