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Funny Hot Weather Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I get cold really quickly, but I don't care. I like weather. I never understand why people move someplace so that they can avoid weather.
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This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat.
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If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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Good body gal well ever hot, yuh never flop. Mek di world know sey when yuh hot, yuh jus hot.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.
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The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
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Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.
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I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.
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Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.
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It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
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A lot of the songs start with an image. I was sitting there playing the guitar and I pictured this old, dirty green car, with the window rolled down, in the hot, hot, hot Texas heat, and this beautiful woman I knew when I was a kid sitting behind the wheel, looking out at me.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
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I've never been one to bet on the weather.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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