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Funny Hot Weather Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay.
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My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern.
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We are not the center of this funny universe.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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