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My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.
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The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
Paul Lynde
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classy is s..ting UNDER the table rather than with your elbows on the table.
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Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it's a form of sacrament.
Sally Quinn
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
Wedding Crashers
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What I think we need to do to engage the American people in a conversation about entitlement reform is to have a bipartisan group of people who come together and put every solution on the table, every alternative on the table. And then we ought to engage in a long conversation with the American people so they understand the choices.
Carly Fiorina
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As she said goodbye, she said: 'Any good parties, invite me down.' I said 'Yes,' but there was no way. I knew full well that if I invited her down, she would dance me under the table. She had such a young sense of humor. Every single thing that went wrong or was funny for any reason, she laughed herself stupid about it...it kept us all sane. She was incredible, nothing stopped her at all. Whenever I felt ill, I always used to remember that in the same circumstances she would battle on, no matter how she felt. She never gave up.
Prince William
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine. You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens on the James Cameron movies. Francine: I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm putting you on a diet. Starting today, no more junk food. (Takes Roger's donut) Roger: What?! No, not my Frankenberries! Oh, Francine! Please be reasonable! (Gets on table trying to get his donuts, breaks table) Oh, God! I got a bear claw in my ass!
American Dad
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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With me, everything's right on the table.
Dennis Rodman
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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When you're sittin' at the table.
Kenny Rogers
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If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Paul Scofield
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Table for 101!
Daisy Duck
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I just cannot have an offer on the table and just let it go.
Peter Bondra
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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