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Funny How Table Quotes & Sayings
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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.
Horace Greeley
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I do not recall a Jewish home without a book on the table.
Elie Wiesel
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My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
Chris Colfer
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I was too busy looking into Yeltsin's eyes to notice what was under the table.
Lennart Meri
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You know, you have to put bread on the table. So you thank God you got the job.
Gavin MacLeod
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You can't go to a negotiating table pointing a gun, but you've got to keep it over your shoulder.
Joe Slovo
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I've never believed that the only way to make a dent is to be a table thumper.
David Brudnoy
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Therefore they should come to the table and reach an agreement that would protect their identity.
John Hume
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If you use addition they'll be somebody saying your just angry & don't know your times table. People see what they want to see.
LL Cool J
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In a land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table.
Steely Dan
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There are advantages to being a star though - you can always get a table in a full restaurant.
Ingrid Bergman
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I hope everybody will go back to the negotiating table. I've always said this is the only way forward.
Mohamed ElBaradei
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The dinner table is a lively debate, and everybody weighs in in a different way. I like that, though.
Vanessa Kerry
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Paul Newman
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A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
UNKNOWN
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It really bothers me when people don't use coasters. Particularly on my table.
Reese Witherspoon
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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument
Richard Whately
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For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread.
Rebecca H Davis
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But in a tournament, you can be said in for all your money at any point so you can't make any mistakes so you have to, it's all about where you're sitting at the table.
Al Alvarez
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Putting my cup of tea on the table without a coaster. Thug Life.
Unknown
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