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I think people should be free to engage in any s..ual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
Elton John
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The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
John Steinbeck
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
John Krasinski
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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
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Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up to stretch.
John Alejandro King
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When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
John Ruskin
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Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.
John Wayne
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
John Lennon
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?
John Mendoza
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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
John Alejandro King
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Love has no age, no limit; and no death.
John Galsworthy
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
John Wooden
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s.. is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
John Callahan
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[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.
John Lennon
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My favorite on-screen moment has to be when John and I filmed our dinner scene on the roof during 'The Client.' There was a very small crew up on the roof and they had the cameras really far away. There was a warm breeze and Rainn and Brian were off in the distance setting off really lame fireworks. The whole thing just felt magical. I also love anytime I get to do a party planning scene. Angela, Phyllis and Kate are all so funny. We laugh a lot during those scenes. They are so subtle and passive/aggressive. I love it! My favorite off-screen moment is probably our weekly viewing parties. We have such a great time watching the show together. We cheer for the writer and congratulate cast members for particularly funny bits in the show. Oh, runner-up for best off-screen moment would be how much John made us all laugh when we were filming 'The Fire.' We had to stand outside in the heat for hours but he made us laugh by doing imitations of Angela getting carried away by a giant bug. It was pretty great.
Jenna Fischer
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Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
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Every age has a kind of universal genius, which includes those that live in it to some particular studies.
John Dryden
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