TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Jokes About Adam And Eve Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Jokes About Adam And Eve" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Women
Money
Funny Facebook Status
Short
Funny
Jokes
Religion
Being Silly
Funny
Cute Crush
Christmas Eve
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
New Year Funny
Funny New Year
Gifts
Jokes
Marketing
Sarcastic
Show more
Sarcastic
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Conversation
Race
Humor
Parents
Faith
God
Atheism
Religious
Biblical
Mothers Day
Bible
Christian
Verses
Love
Power
Influence
Feelings
Emotions
Actions
Food
Men And Women
Christianity
Husbands
QUOTES
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
F H Bradley
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
It all goes back, of course, to Adam and Eve - a story which shows among other things, that if you make a woman out of a man, you are bound to get into trouble.
Carol Gilligan
3 Likes
Man's survival, from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture, must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply.
Norman Borlaug
9 Likes
Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him.
Matthew Henry
6 Likes
Religion quotes
Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him.
Matthew Henry
3 Likes
Religion quotes
Sponsored Links
Adam and Eve are like imaginary numbers, like the square root of minus one... If you include it in your equation, you can calculate all manners of things, which cannot be imagined without it.
Philip Pullman
2 Likes
People have been killing because of racial differences since the time of Adam and Eve, but in this country racism has been primarily aimed at African Americans.
Bob Cousy
3 Likes
This Christmas Eve let us celebrate baby Jesus has come once more to this world to teach as that love for our fellow humans is the most important thing. Merry Christmas Eve to each of you, my dear friends.
Unknown
8 Likes
Christmas Eve quotes
It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
86 Likes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
Adam and Eve are like imaginary number, like the square root of minus one... If you include it in your equation, you can calculate all manners of things, which cannot be imagined without it.
Philip Pullman
11 Likes
Religion quotes
Sponsored Links
With our knowledge of modern-day genetics, we realize that it was possible for God to place the potential for all people throughout history into the genes of Adam and Eve when He created them.
Walter Lang
2 Likes
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about
Agnes Repplier
24 Likes
Conversation quotes
Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
Unknown
202 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
252 Likes
Funny quotes
Race quotes
Jokes quotes
Humor quotes
Nor can the Apostle mean that Eve only sinned; or that she only was Deceived, for if Adam sinned willfully and knowingly, he became the greater Transgressor.
Mary Astell
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
See like Adam & Eve Tragedy was our destiny Like Sonny & Cher I dont care I got you baby
Justin Bieber
44 Likes
Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
Unknown
49 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
When our first parents were driven out of Paradise, Adam is believed to have remarked to Eve: My dear, we live in an age of transition.
Dean Inge
24 Likes
Parents quotes
If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe God is just figure of speech.
Dan Barker
15 Likes
Faith quotes
Religion quotes
God quotes
Atheism quotes
Adam named his wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living. -Gen 3:20
Bible
18 Likes
Religious quotes
Biblical quotes
Mothers Day quotes
Bible quotes
Christian quotes
Verses quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 19
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
Blame
Control
Deep Love
Doctrine
Exploration
Funny
God
Happiness
Honor
Metaphors
Power
Priorities
Relationship Advice
Single Dad
Still Love You
Struggle
Teacher
Trust In God
Truth
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™