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Funny Jokes About Adam And Eve Quotes & Sayings
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The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.
E Y Harburg
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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You will never know how much I care. You are my best friend my soul mate and my everything. You mean the world to me and I never want that to end. Me without you is like Adam without Eve. It is just unnatural. you might just be my best friend and I might not be anything to you. But I do love you with all my heart.
Sharon OCarlin
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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I really knew I wanted to be Adam, because Adam was the first man. Ant I chose because, if there's a nuclear explosion, the ants will survive.
Adam Ant
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Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that they like coming into the New Year?
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This greeting is to wish you a merry Christmas Eve. Although you are far away from home, baby Jesus will still visit you. Welcome him with love.
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Merry Christmas Eve to all you celebrating tonight. Hope you are having a lovely night!
Giuliana Rancic
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24hrs to do all the bad things that you'll resolve not to do in the new year.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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That depressing moment when you realize that no one is going to text/inbox/tell you that they wish you were with them on new years eve.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Christmas is the best day in the year because everybody has a soft heart and a childs smile can make our spirit peaceful. Merry Christmas Eve.
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When Christmas Eve comes, go to a window and looking at sky ask baby Jesus for more people to be fortunate enough to spend this day with their families. Merry Christmas.
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God created the first man, whom he called Adam. Then God created a woman, whom ho named Eve; and this man and woman were given the power from Jehovah God to reproduce their kind, that is to say, to cause conception and birth of children.
Joseph Franklin Rutherford
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Wish this Christmas Eve brings for you the gifts of happiness, good health & joy!
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