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Funny Jokes On Police Quotes & Sayings
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I would first recommend we appoint a Police Director that commands the respect of the rank and file.
Vincent Frank
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You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt
21 Jump Street
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Use to hold my head down, not no more. Diabeties in my body, police kickin' in my door. But I'm still happy.
Lil Boosie
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For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.
James Brady
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I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard
Bad Boys 2
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America needs to be defended. We need missile defense to better police the skies over the United States.
Rudy Giuliani
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller
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Oh no he will not fold you will not see a crease on him, He will not slip or lose his grip he got them cleats on him, and Never Will he run Unless you call Police on Him
J Cole
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In the last 5 years I've been working with the LAPD, training police officers in first aid and CPR.
Bobby Sherman
11 Likes
Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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Let them police themselves, and then it goes another step past them to my coaches and there a coach that is responsible for a different area and different category on the field.
Dusty Baker
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To insure the adoration of a theorem for any length of time, faith is not enough, a police force is needed as well.
Albert Camus
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It's hard to breath nights days are thief like. The beast roam the streets the police is Greeklike.
Common
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No organization, whether it's police or physicians or whatever, wants to have its errors held up to the light of day, but it's wrong, as is coming out so well.
William P Leahy
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Along the borders to Ethiopia and Somalia, anarchy reigns, the police and military have retreated quite some distance.
Richard Leakey
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That awkward moment when the police ask Waldos mom why shes never filed a missing persons report.
Unknown
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I met Sable when she was 15 and I was 18. I sent her home to New York while we carried on the tour. When we got back the police were looking for her at the airport and everywhere!
Johnny Thunders
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I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and look. And now it's on every channel.
Jennifer Saunders
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