TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Jokes That Make People Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Jokes That Make People" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Jokes
Marketing
Funny Facebook Status
Short
Funny
Jokes
Encouragement
Attitude
People
Facebook Status
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Falling In Love
Cute Love
First Love
Show more
Deep Love
All I Want Is You
I Love You For Him
Funny Facebook Status
Relationship
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Being Fat
Nature
Fat Jokes
Silly
Sarcastic
Sarcastic
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Cure
Laughter
Appearance
Ugliness
Ugly
Insults
Humor
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Race
QUOTES
I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
Unknown
122 Likes
Funny quotes
Fitness quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
2280 Likes
Funny quotes
Work quotes
If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
Unknown
77 Likes
Funny quotes
Fitness quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them that way. Life has a funny way of affecting people. Things happen. Make good memories and always keep moving forward. You're your own director in your own movie. Grant some people main rolls. Let some people play extras. But regardless of who you chose for the credits...Make sure you produce a movie that you're proud of.
Zach Taylor
84 Likes
Inspirational quotes
Life quotes
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
69 Likes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
Biking quotes
Exercise quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
0 Likes
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
11 Likes
Jokes quotes
Aggressive quotes
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
Unknown
270 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Sports quotes
Wrestling quotes
Being Fake quotes
Jokes quotes
They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
4 Likes
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
Unknown
293 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness quotes
Humor quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
Dick Bruna
9 Likes
At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
Unknown
193 Likes
Funny quotes
Fitness quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
Unknown
175 Likes
Funny quotes
Exercise quotes
Fitness quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
Swimming quotes
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Unknown
417 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
2534 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
3 Likes
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
167 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
Trey Parker
5 Likes
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Don Marquis
15 Likes
Funny quotes
Leadership quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 05
Being Brave
Blessed
Cheering Up
Classroom
Clever Facebook Status
Compliments
Confidence
Constitution
Family
Funny
Generosity
Good New Year
Long Distance Relationship
Missing Old Friends
Nonsense
Overcoming Challenges
Psychology
Smile
Space
Wife
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™