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Funny Left Handed Quotes & Sayings
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin
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Maybe, some words better left unspoken, some things better left undone, and reasons better left unexplained.
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There are things that are sometimes left undone and there are things that can be left sometimes unsaid. There are things that can be sometimes left unsaid, but wishing someone like you can't ever be left, so I take this moment to wish you and your loved ones a joyous and wonderful New Year.
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You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill Lee
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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Remember, God has not gone on vacation and left you in charge.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
Unknown
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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I'm doper than a bobby brown piss test, bi...es blow me till they aint got no spit left, do it movin 'cause slow ni...z get left, get left n miss tha game like a sick ref!
Mac Dre
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Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
Errol Flynn
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You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill Lee
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M Wright
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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Left left left right left.
Trace Adkins
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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