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I write a lot, and very often I write a couple of lines that are particularly revealing in some kind of way. And then as a few more lines get added and a piece gets added, eventually the song pretty much takes over and you can't really find a way to change those things.
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Children who avoid the mistakes their parents made often make the mistakes their parents avoided.
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There is no greater reason for children to honour parents than for parents to honour children except, that while the children are young, the parents are stronger than children.
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Oh, you like sleeping?....Me too! We should do it together sometime!
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
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I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the s.. talk with their children.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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s.. is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
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Im sick of being the one that everyone goes to when they need something, and then not being there for me when I end up needing something.
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I'm not afraid of aging.
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Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
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I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey
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I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!
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Parents - especially step parents, are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.
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